there's a baby boom in the uk, or at least that's what the newspaper said, as well as a drought. i find the drought business a farce- considering 9 out of the 12 days have been rainy. i guess they are experiencing less rain than ever before, but less is still more for a girl from missouri. the baby boom is not a farce however. everywhere i look we are looking at a pregnant woman or at twelve. and the uk has never seen anything like it. i wonder if it's the recent boom in tourism (us country gals are keen on the alluring male brit's voice). maybe it has something to do with the fact that on every tube, at every stop, on every bus, and every street corner we have a pair of lips bonded to another pair of lips without a chance to break a part. it's amazing they aren't cranking out the children any faster with the way things have been looking here.
i heard somewhere that the french show strong affection and that the british strong aversion but i believe that this source was mistaken. the french show strong affection as well as the british, ask casie (who can't seem to ward off the men by just saying no). i, however, have been blessed. i get some looks here and there but no official proposition or kiss (because they love to kiss when they like you). Thank goodness! i proclaim (though i know half of you are laughing because i had spent months daydreaming about the brits mouths). it's true though.
in other news (especially to get away from the subject matter of mating) i have just learned that the brits don't like the queen. they despise her as a matter of fact. coming as a strong sentiment from my current boss and the like i have received quite a shock at this revelation. i have always really adored the queen. but then- i see their point. i mean we do have a clown at the head of our country as well- nothing but a show figure. but at least theirs doesn't say much, ours dances around like a monkey half the time (sorry to those who disagree ;-) ). anyhow, i am still going to buy that mug i saw with the queen's face on it. i truly adore that cup.
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maybe if he gets more of his drugs...I mean "bananas" he wouldn't dance about and stutter idiotic remarks that hinder our countries development.
...he'd be too high to do so.
I miss you like a monkey misses his missing bananas.
God save the Queen! but not the pres.
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